it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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