their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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