I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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