the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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