Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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