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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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