Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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