Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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