i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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