yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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