can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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