Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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