thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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