Just cropdusted the office
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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