I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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