That's intense
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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