I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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