we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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