He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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