I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major