I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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