...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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