i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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