Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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