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say what?
wanna hang out?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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