Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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