it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Ladies don't puke and tell
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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