I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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