She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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