hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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