dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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