she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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