I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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