Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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