I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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