So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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