Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
