I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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