U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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