He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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