Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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