I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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