Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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