i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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