the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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