Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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