Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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