i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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