I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
my being single is dangerous.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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