Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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