am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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