Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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