i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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