God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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