The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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