You don't have asthma, your pregnant
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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