i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
is this the sara with the beer cane?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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